Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Robert A. Heinlein, Author, Starship Troopers

What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.

George Carlin, Comedian

Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.

W.R. Purche

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, you should suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog!

Greg Curtis

I don’t think twice about picking up my dog’s poop, but if another dog’s poop is next to it, I think, ‘Eww, dog poop!

Jonah Goldberg

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul, chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!

Anne Tyler

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.

Daniel Pinkwater

Dog is God spelled backward.

Duane Chapman

A lot of shelter dogs are mutts like me.

Barack Obama, Former President of the United States

My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.

Craig Shoemaker, Comedian

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Charles Schultz, Cartoonist, Peanuts

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

Charles de Gaulle, Former President, French Republic

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ann Landers, a.k.a. Eppie Lederer, Advice Columnist